diogo

Zebras are just horses that have been arrested
 

Kirill

What we've got here is failure to communicate
 

Brad

I enjoy working out, brunches, & other people's cooking.
 

Courtney

Early to bed, early to rise. JK. Stay up forever, get drunk and eat fries
 

Marsha Mello

Peek-a-boo. You found me!!!
 

Jesse

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems
 

Carla

I make people hotter.
 

Tiffany

Pizza is life
 

Hayley

I say idk a lot but trust me, I be knowin'
 

haley

Salad tastes like I'd rather be fat
 

Katie

Always be kind to everyone. So when you murder them, no one will suspect you
 

Mike

Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
 

Lauren

Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy
 

Shelly

Always trust someone who likes big butts cuz they cannot lie
 

Claire

Autocorrect has become my worst enema
 

Anthony

Get rich or drunk trying
 

Missy

Will squat for fries
 

Camille

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "WHY, what did you hear?!"
 

Angela

You miss 100% of the naps you don't take
 

Coco

Please don't talk to me unless you are food
 

Jocelyn

Running behind is my cardio
 

Bridget

I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds #skillz
 

Matt

Please shut the fuck up about your workout
 

Nate

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a fucking legend!
 

Liz

Don't understand why people have to "get ready" for bed. I'm always ready for bed
 

Whitney

98% of my upper body strength comes from blow drying my hair. The other 2% comes from taking selfies
 

callie

Eyebrows speak louder than words
 

dan

The fact that I need sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me last night was awesome!
 

Brianna

I don't want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon!
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